I am bored

My totally random choice for today:

Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
Anne Tyler (1941 - )


Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), 1978

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Unknown

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Barry LePatner

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Leo J. Burke

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughan