A new business. With bonus material and bloopers and all. And you're right, I changed the title. Bit too presumptious. But if you want to find out more, got to learn Dutch first. Coz I tried in English, i really did, and it's just too much struggle. And hey i am lot smarter and wittier in my own language. So what i'll do; i'll just give it a go and juice it up with some Dutch whenever i am stuck. K?

Friday, November 28, 2008

Sex ed. number 1000

Honestly, i could write an entire book about the sex ed. i give my children or the things they say or ask.

2 days ago Morten confides that one of the boys in his class sings; we will, we will rock you, fuck you.
Do you have any idea what that means I ask
yes. That you don't like someone.

well, that's how it is also used.
but do you know what it actually refers to?

He gave me the finger.

i did ask for it.

yes. i said,
but again, do you know what that refers to?
no both boys didn't (caroline was having a time out in the hallway, can't remember why, but believe me, she deserved it.)

it refers to an erect penis i said coz if you are talking about fucking, that is not such a nice way of talking about having sex.

o right.

but my penis will never point to the sky Timo laughed.
hey morten, hey morten, do you know what i will do.
i will put a little automatic in my willy and then shoot semen bombs on the girl. takatakatakatak

i told you didn't i.
i can easily write a book.

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