Expressions I want to use any day soon now, so be warned

Any day soon now.
Seized the opportunity so you don't have to worry about that one.

Ad nauseum.

So you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much
Been to the hairdresser (to be continued) yesterday where Shania rocked.

So you're Brat Pitt.
Right.
I wish I could say That don't impress me much. But it does. I'm afraid I couldn't control my jaw from opening and dripping on the floor.
A few weeks ago Richard Gere (Richard Gere ppl !!!) was in Vlaardingen of all places, to receive some award for his work in Tibet.
O ja, de Geuzenpenning. Anyway, T'.'s father being a decorated veteran, got 2 invitations. She went with him to the church and afterwards to the reception where she saw women totally losing control and imposing themselves on him with the most stupidest excuses. Everybody casually trying to take a picture with their phones.
And she said, you know what; even when I had a severe attack of plaatsvervangende schaamte, I still wanted to go to him and have my picture taken too.

90-61-90
In case B.P. asked for it