Awkward

Now that Chelsea has said yes i no longer have to hold back *haha* and can tell you all about some pretty awkward moments we have had during the holiday.
You're warned though; this post may contain stuff you don't want to know about us.

number 1
Imagine everyone having lunch at some seafood restaurant. The waiter is bringing drinks and Morten asks;
btw.
what is to ejaculate?

Robbert somehow always has his mouth full on these moments and referred to me.
So, as simple as possible I explained.

Wow Caroline said
I cannot wait to tell this to Olga.

as i text to Melissa; the moment Caroline is starting about her G-spot i leave it up to Robbert.

number 2.
we are in this apartment and i come out of the shower. I bend over to dry my feet and Caroline pokes between my butt saying; hey i see hairs.
If you want to see a hairy butt i tell her, go over to your dad.
Robbert is showering and scared crazy when he feels a little hand behind him, pulling his bottom and going where little hands are not supposed to be.

number 3
Timo is having a friend over.
at the dinner table he starts laughing and tells his friend, who is sitting right beside him; you know, you are a negro.
Huh? the boy says.
Yeah, Timo explains; you are black are you not.
So.
You are a negro.
Robbert and i have changed to pale white by now and try to distract them with a totally different topic, but seriously, sometimes i am so glad there are no other people hearing this.

up untill now of course.