Yuk!

Yesterday i made cannelloni (pasta) filled with spinach and mozzarella.
Timo loves spinach, mozarella and pasta.
Morten loves pasta.
So does Caroline.

With a tomatoe sause.
They all eat tomatoes.

The dish was in the oven for 45 minutes so burning hot when it came out.

Morten started by saying his pasta was cold.
No really mom. Can i put it in the microwave.
And there is just no taste to it.
Really mine is very cold and simply tasteless.
Can i have the salt please?

Then Timo;
what is this?
It's spinach.
Yuk. I really hate this.
Timo, Rachel said, have you ever heard of Popeye?

Did not help.

Caroline;
what's the sauce?
Tomatoes Caroline. You know, what you eat all the time.
I really don't like this she said.

Well too bad, coz we have apple pie for desert.
(if they don't eat their plate, they don't get desert)

Morten:
isn't it amazing how a meal can improve after some salt?

Caroline starts to sob.
I warn her that i dont'want any theatre at the table and she can eat in the hallway if she continues.
She's starts puking.
And if you spit on your plate you're going to eat that too I tell her.

Timo is rubbing his hands with the foresight of this excitement.

Morten stands up from his chair and says.
Sorry for the apple pie but i really cannot eat this. It is the filthiest food i have ever eaten.

Off to the hallway i tell him.

By then Robbert comes home and finds Morten in the hallway.

What's going on here he says.

I'll tell you later.
And i call in Morten.
He apologizes and i tell him that if i were to give him poop he may say he doesn't like it, but there is nothing wrong with this food and you really cannot say this is the worst food ever.

No Timo says, all serious.
Because you never know what the future holds.