Random talk

Ok. we're doing a quiz here.
Anyone knows who the following pieces of random conversation come from?

No!!! That is too tight. Auwauw, too TIGHT !

While seated on the toilet:
"daddy, what exactly does it mean if you work in a restaurant and the boss tells you you are fired?"

"I don't know why that is but it just seems to me, i sleep better while it is light than when it is dark on the hallway"

Yummie yummie, delicious.

I hate that stupid dragon egg. His leg and tail keep falling off and i wish i had never bought it.