Sex ed # something

2 days ago, while laying beside me in bed she tells me; you know i really think it is gross you don't wear a pyama.
OK
then she takes off her pyama top and stairs at my breasts.
How old are you when you get breasts? she asks.

well, that depends, maybe 12 maybe 15.
You know, i know this girl who is this tall (hand gestures) and already has breasts.
Would you like some i said
No, coz it means i also need a man.

Huh???
you don't need a man i say, you need a bra when you get breasts.
O yes, a bra.
You know Bastienne (the slut who had 3 boyfriends at the same time in kindergarten) already wears a top. You can also wear a top when you have breasts, can't you.
Sure i say, not knowing where this is leading to.

This morning at breakfast she pops the question;
how many times do you need to sex before you have a baby?
Morten covers his ears and Timo, oblivious to it all, puts chocolate spread on his sandwich.

we did it 3 times Robbert says.

again that depends i say.
sometimes you only have to do it once and you get pregnant

yeah but what if i want more children she says.
then you have to wait till the first baby is out and then you can do it again.

when i asked her if she had any plans she denied, but i sometimes fear the coming years.