Clearly, I have too much boobs

Bought a new (bikram)yoga outfit today. So basically a stretch bikini.
Now really, I am not fat but who do they have in mind when designing these things? Putting it on is a challenge but the moment i start making forward bends (and believe you me, you do those a lot at yoga) boobs and butt cheaks come peeping out.
The thing is too that very often, in order to make your back flat, you have to make a double/triple chin so I am looking at what seem to be a pair of serious boobs a few inches from my nose.
How come you never hear Cameron Diaz complain about that?